haythamburger:

seblaine:

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

they do life

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

laugh-addict:

this is the best explanation i can give of what tumblr has done to my mental state

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR PEOPLE TO TAKE REALLY GOOD URLS AND NOT GO ON THEIR BLOGS FOR 4 YEARS 

ao-oa:

I am a childhood toy, with my
arms broken off,
kept for so long in nostalgia;

I am your favorite song from high school,
but I don’t quite sound the same
now.

I am a tattered souvenir
shirt from a friend,
buried deep in your closet because
it would be rude to throw me away;

I am a tarnished nickel,
green with corrosion, lost
in the dust between
your bed and the wall, and I
never was worth much to you.